You may not have heard of the Tang Police but they surely have heard of you. As we speak the Tang Police has surveillance on all the reef tanks in North America making sure that everyone has only one surgeonfish per tank, a thousand gallons per surgeonfish, and that no one looks at a tang too hard or questions it’s surgeonfish-hood. The Tang Police operates as an anonymous force, lurking behind thinly veiled user names on the good and bad bulletin boards alike. Thankfully for the sane reefers among us, the influence of the Tang Police is on the wane, with their propaganda being undermined by courageous fish stores like World Wide Corals who refuse to be intimidated by internet flaming, and courageous enough to put six tangs from four different genera altogether in the same one hundred gallon-ish reef tank. Oh the insanity!