The leader in coral propagation tools Boston Aqua Farms has just released a new black version of their coral cutters with special stealth abilities that make it easier to sneak up on corals. The black anodized electroplated coating makes the new cutters even harder for corals to see and it might also reduce corrosion for the ninja reefer who is too busy snapping coral necks to be bothered with actually rinsing off this stainless steel weapon. The textured grip was specially designed with Ray-Tracing software to deflect all incoming radar signals and to have non-slip capabilities in the ninja coral farmer’s hands. The stealth cutters also use a special sound absorbing coiled spring for the most demanding covert frag attacks. The stealth cutters are only available to military and special ops but a grey market shipment of these dangerous cutters has just started trickling out to coral arms dealers who are hawking them for $13 and $16.
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