Hi, I’m the Japanese beauty you saw online, my name is Meiacanthus kamoharai, or Maya for short.

You know who you are. A mutual friend said you were drooling over my picture online, saying “I have to have you”. I’m flattered to say the least. To be the object of your desire is moving. I’m hoping we can connect.

I don’t live nearby, so if we’re going to hook up, it’s going to be a big commitment on your part. I’m honestly excited at the possibilities. Me, traveling around the globe to come live with you…just thinking about you gazing at my body for hours on end…ooh…sends shivers up and down my lateral line. I may even quiver and twirl for you in a seductive display.

I’m embarrased to say I can’t finance my own travels. So, if you’re really serious about me, you’re going to need to send someone to come pick me up, bring me to the airport and fly me all the way around the world to you. If I’m going to come live with you for the rest of my life, I am going to expect a certain level of quality and luxury suitable to someone like me. I expect to be treated like the royalty I am, and dine only on the most sumptuous mana that falls from the skies above.

Since such a big move is generally permanent, I’d ask that you bring maybe 6 or 12 of my friends so I’m not lonely. I’d like some privacy at times too, because my friends and I are polygamists. Yes, my interest in coming to live with you would be purely platonic. Besides, my kiss might sting a bit…venomous fangs and all. However, I’d love it if you could be the adoptive grandparents of our many many children. We were thinking about having thousands…is that cool?

If you’re committed to this exciting new life together, send someone to come find me and my friends in Southern Japan. For now, I’m dreaming of your stare, your eyes, following my every move. It’s so sensual…I think I need to go join my harem now…

(I’m looking foward to meeting you in the near future)

Maya (Meiacanthus kamoharai) XOXOXO