We don’t know what constitutes fish porn but one British man in the United Kingdom is about to face criminal charges for its possession. It’s kind of strange to think that we’ve written about our fair share of fish sex and spawning videos which is more accurately porn for fish, but the material in question pertains to the cross-species variety.
Us aquarium and fish nuts may easily have lots of videos of fish spawning on our phones and laptops, but we prefer our fish alive and well in water either in an aquarium or a natural habitat. Apparently England has provisions for when fish and people’s fun parts get together and it’s these type of videos that were on the offender’s phone which is getting him into hot water with the law.
Listen, we love fish as much as the next aquarium nut but we don’t looooove fish like that. However we have to wonder, just a little bit, what species of fish are the most attractive in the illegal fish porn circles; stingrays? Eels? OK now erase all imagery we’ve just conjured up for you and be glad that our aquarium fish obsessions have their limits. [Northampton Chronicle via Vice]
On a side note, there was a recent photo shoot of celebrities posing nude with dead fish to bring awareness to rampant deep sea trawling wreaking havoc on deep sea habitats. [The Guardian]
